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Ask facegoop: Light moisturiser with SPF?
M: E, We have another problem for the Ask Facegoop Agony Clinic. Reader T.Twisted (which is an awesome name), has asked us a question. Hello Facegoop, I prostrate myself at the feet of your glorious...
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Hello Singapore
M: E? E: Oh jesus THERE you are! Where the hell have you been? M: I’m in Singapore. E: Hmph. I am not happy about this. Come back this instant, it’s not funny. M: No. But! An intercontinental move is...
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Omorovicza thermal cleansing balm review
M: Let us start then, E, by saying that I hate your guts. E: Oh come now, M. You know I am basically, Single White Female but without the ginger bob. So when you told me recently about how much you...
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Muji UV Protect Milk
M: Sunscreen. It’s crap, innit. E: Are you having a laugh? How the fuck would I know. I went to Le Touquet for my summer holidays M: Le Touquet. That sounds tropical. Like a toucan. E: When in fact,...
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Clinique Repairwear laser focus review
E: I am so tired, M, so tired. It’s mainly been boozeandfagsandnosleep in the E household. M: That’s going to do wonders for your complexion. And by “wonders”, I mean “bugger all”. E: Yup. All I need...
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Dermalogica daily microfoliant review
E: Do you want to get clean, M? Do you wish to get back the baby soft feeling of when you were hoovered with diamonds? M: Hmmm, maybe. But it’s the recession, you know, diamonds are dear. E: That is...
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FAB (First Aid Beauty) Daily Face Cream review
E: Goop morning, M. We’ve been a bit lame recently again, haven’t we? M: Goop morning E. Yes, we have, but a lot has happened since last we spoke. Things like: me moving back to the UK. Also: winter...
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Ask Facegoop: how to deal with acne
E: What are we up to today, oh bossy one? M: Well, E, we are playing Facegoop to the Rescue. E: I LOVE that game! Please can I be Lassie this time? I’m sick of being Flipper. M: No, E. We are going to...
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Iroisie cleanser review
E: What’s that tinkling noise I hear M? Is it your leper bell? M: Yes, yes it is. My skin is.. leprous? E: Small children recoiling from you on the street? GOOD. You’re going to want to know what I’m...
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Emma Hardie Cleansing Balm review
M: Yo, E. E: What is it M? M: I need to tell you about my miracle cleansing balm. E: Must you? We did my vegan jelly cleanser last time. M: I know, but this is pure goodness. I read about it on...
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Elemental Herbology – the big review
M: HURRY UP, E. WE ARE LATE. E: What’s the hurry? We haven’t posted since dinosaurs roamed Space NK, remember. Actually who are you? M: WE ARE LATE FOR HERBOLOGY CLASS. E: You’ve lost me. M: Professor...
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Shavata Precision Tweezers review
M: So, E. E: What is it now, M? M: You know I have, how can I put this, problems. With hair. E: Pfff, . I have a balding WIG. That’s a real hair problem. But continue. M: It’s all over the place. On my...
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Etat pur skincare review
E: M, do you remember that about a million years ago, I told you about Etat Pur? M: Yes! You made me fill out a questionnaire. With promises of free stuff. I never got the free stuff. E: We were...
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M: So, E. E: Yes? Yes my light-hooved capybara friend? M: Let’s take a short break from our regular programme of self-flagellation and mild under-achievement, shall we? E: It is a very long programme...
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Caudalie Beauty Elixir review
M: E, I’m confused. Since getting a full time job, I’ve become one of those people who sprays Caudalie at her desk. E: Ha! The Eau de Beauté? That stuff tingles. M: Hmph. It doesn’t really do it for...
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Omorovicza Illuminating Moisturiser review
E: I got this for free, and I cannot afford to replace it. If, however, your skin is dryish and sensitive and you are in the fortunate position of not being €500 overdrawn and willing to pay top...
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REN V-cense cream review
E: What on earth were you up to the other night, M? I saw tweets about Frankincense and frankincensely, I’m puzzled. Just learned frankincense proven to slow down breathing. #insideREN is like beauty...
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REN Rose Centifolia hot cloth cleanser review
M: Maybe we need to set the scene for this post, E. E: “It was a dark and stormy night ..” no, hang on, it was an overcast London morning. M: Every couple of months, readers, E and I do a Facegoop...
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Malin+Goetz Vitamin E moisturiser review
M: I need to tell you about this Malin+Goetz moisturiser. E: Malin+Goetz. Let’s hope it’s better than its name. M: Yes, Malin+Goetz sounds quite Faustian – “le malin” being the devil in French. E: And...
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How to choose sunscreen, according to Zelens
M: State your position re: sunscreen, E. E: I use a sunscreen in factor 1 million (I try to keep a small tube in my handbag, often this dinky Clarins number) on my face and cleavage on sunny days. The...
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